Asian domination
Geez Louise, I managed to catch a repeat of ESPN's eating contest this weekend, and I had this mild guilty pleasure watching it. More so than just MTV's real world marathons, which you just realize is trash, this had some thrill of sports the absurdity of...well an eating contest.
But I got to see perhaps the greatest competitor of our time ever in action. Kobayashi!
The guy is not human. I saw him destroy some dude in a round eating salads, where he wolfed down 2 pounds before the other guy was even a quarter done. He even stopped eating with over a minute left and the other guy didnt even come close. I also saw Sonya "the Black Widow" destroy some guy eating salad too. Just amazing to see these tiny Asians dominating huge Americans. That's right. We now have something else to dominate besides math competitions.
This week's festivities propel Kobayashi to my updated list of my top five men and women.
Men
1. Dwayne Wade (Miami Heat guard)
2. Kanye West (rapper)
3. Kobayashi (eater of everything)
4. Kevin Peralta (host of Attack of the Show)
5. David Eckstein (scrappy STL Cards short stop)
Women
1. Morgan Webb (host of X-Play)
2. Naomi Watts (actress)
3. Jenny Lewis (singer of Rilo Kiley)
4. Lauren Graham (Gilmore Girls)
5. Reiko Aylesworth (24)
posted by kwok @ 2:16 PM
1 Comments:
r u talking about me or another sonya? cuz i eat like a pig...
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