of wrenches and pants
i took off during lunch and ran to home depot to get a wrench and some tubing to fix the guest bathroom toilet (after some girl clogged it up Saturday night). (on a tangential side note, and not to get too gross, but i still get weirded out thinking that girls do the #2. in college i devised a theory that they just had cartridges that they changed when full. no mess, no fuss. this theory allowed me to sleep at nights in college). anyways... i also picked up some wallpaper glue. this should make for a very manly domestic evening tonight before i head off to dallas tommorow night.next part of the story, upon leaving home depot, there's a hot dog stand that operates there. figured i'd give it a try. i got a bratwurst, tamale, and a bag of chips for $5. pretty good! and the food was pretty good too! then upon eating back at my cube, i spilled relish on my pants.
smelling like pickles,
lhk
ps. keane was AMAZING (again)

3 Comments:
Girls with cartridges... heh... sounds like an Ed Hong idea :-)
i could never go at someone else's house.
HAHAHAHAHA... hey, did you know that girl's farts smell like roses?
oh yeah. and santa IS real. honest. for sure for definite.
ps- shout wipes are amazing. and they're not pink and smell like peaches or anything if your manliness was worried about that.
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